"They gave it me," Humpty Dumpty continued thoughtfully, as he crossed one knee over the other and clasped his hands round it, "they gave it me -- for an un-birthday present."
"I beg your pardon?" Alice said with a puzzled air.
"I'm not offended," said Humpty Dumpty.
"I mean, what is and un-birthday present?"
"A present given when it isn"t your birthday, of course."
Alice considered a little. "I like birthday presents best," she said at last.
"You don"t know what you"re talking about!" cried Humpty Dumpty. "How many days are there in a year?"
"Three hundred and sixty-five," said Alice.
"And how many birthdays have you?"
"And if you take one from three hundred and sixty-five, what remains?"
"Three hundred and sixty-four, of course."
Humpty Dumpty looked doubtful. "I"d rather see that done on paper," he said.
Alice couldn"t help smiling as she took out her memorandum- book, and worked the sum for him:
Humpty Dumpty took the book, and looked at it carefully. "That seems to be done right -- " he began.
"You"re holding it upside down!" Alice interrupted.
"To be sure I was!" Humpty Dumpty said gaily, as she turned it round for him. "I thought it looked a little queer. As I was saying, that seems to be done right -- though I haven"t time to look it over thoroughly just now -- and that shows that there are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents -- "
"Certainly," said Alice.
"And only one for birthday presents, you know. There's glory for you!"
Lego Dino (but not Ceolophysis)
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Tabi Boots and Socks
Kalishnokov AK47 Electric Airsoft Rifle
Old Navy GC
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