"They gave it me," Humpty Dumpty continued thoughtfully, as he crossed one knee over the other and clasped his hands round it, "they gave it me -- for an un-birthday present."
"I beg your pardon?" Alice said with a puzzled air.
"I'm not offended," said Humpty Dumpty.
"I mean, what is and un-birthday present?"
"A present given when it isn"t your birthday, of course."
Alice considered a little. "I like birthday presents best," she said at last.
"You don"t know what you"re talking about!" cried Humpty Dumpty. "How many days are there in a year?"
"Three hundred and sixty-five," said Alice.
"And how many birthdays have you?"
"One."
"And if you take one from three hundred and sixty-five, what remains?"
"Three hundred and sixty-four, of course."
Humpty Dumpty looked doubtful. "I"d rather see that done on paper," he said.
Alice couldn"t help smiling as she took out her memorandum- book, and worked the sum for him:

365
- 1
364

Humpty Dumpty took the book, and looked at it carefully. "That seems to be done right -- " he began.
"You"re holding it upside down!" Alice interrupted.
"To be sure I was!" Humpty Dumpty said gaily, as she turned it round for him. "I thought it looked a little queer. As I was saying, that seems to be done right -- though I haven"t time to look it over thoroughly just now -- and that shows that there are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents -- "
"Certainly," said Alice.
"And only one for birthday presents, you know. There's glory for you!"

 

 

Catherine - Gifts suitable for any day except January 3rd

Lego Dino (but not Ceolophysis)

Bath Blizzard

 

Nicholas - Gifts suitable for any day except June 9th

Camo Army clothes

Newsie Hat

Blue Turtleneck

Wii or Xbox

Animal Balloons

Tabi Boots and Socks

Airsoft/paintball mask

Walkie Talkies

Army vest

Bow

iTunes GC

Brickarms

Lego Dino

Lego Motors

Imaginext Aircraft Carrier

Pleo

Books

Clothes (7)

Airsoft Tommy Gun

 

James - Gifts suitable for any day except March 13th

Kalishnokov AK47 Electric Airsoft Rifle

Snakehook

Hip Waders

Tent

Clothing (8)

 

Danielle - Gifts suitable for any day except January 31st

iTunes GC

Kohls GC

Pier1 GC

Old Navy GC

Target GC

 

Scott - Gifts suitable for any day except December 22nd

OctoDog FrankFurter Converter

Roku3

Drill Doctor

Motorcycle

ault.com

Death Star

Drobo

Incra Jig, Fence, Stop Block & Right Angle Fixture Combo Package

The Cubes

Dewalt DW7080, DW7082, DW7084